Dart...
A "why don't you just chill out" dart to all the girls at UREC who get in fights over the PRECOR machines because it's the only thing they can do.

Sent in by a girl who is tired of hearing arguments over who signed up first and thinks you should run on the track if the machines are full.

Pat...
A "chivalry isn't dead" pat to the handsome stranger who stopped his car on Port Republic Road at 3 a.m. to hand me his sweater and jacket when he saw how cold I looked as I walked home alone Saturday night.

Sent in by a girl whose awful night was redeemed because you restored her faith that good guys do exist.

Dart...
An "are you that desperate" dart to the guys who stole my 7-foot sculpture of a mock JMU girl in missionary position Friday night.

Sent in by a birthday girl who thinks if you really wanted a piece, you should have ditched the sculpture and gotten the real deal.

Pat...
A "you disrupt the stereotype" pat to the two young men of the South View Towing Service for helping me fix a flat tire at 3:30 a.m. when roadside assistance never showed up.

Sent in by two upset students who could have been stranded if it weren't for you helping us out.

Dart...
A "never have I received such poor customer service" dart to a certain off campus ethernet provider whose employee was not only incredibly rude, but has also failed to provide me with the service I am paying for.

From a frustrated junior who can no longer check her e mail at home and was crying when she hung up on the jerk.

Pat...
A "you make me want to be a better racquetball player" pat to the guy with blonde hair who is always playing racquetball on court 8 late at night.

From an available freshman girl trying to find a good racquetball instructor so she can impress you with her skills.